Thursday, February 19, 2009

Obama is in Canada. He still hates cats!


Obama is in Canada today for his 1st official visit to a foreign country since becoming President. Most American Presidents visit Canada 1st because they like Canadian beer and bacon.

He's discussing trade and environmental issues with Canada's idiot Prime Minister, Harper.

Maybe Canada should ty to trade our Prime Minister for Obama. Many Canadians would like to keep him - especially my mother!!!
Jus

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Yamaguchi-gumi wants their ¥12,000 too!


From a Japanese wire service:


In the hope of jump-starting the economy, the government has earmarked some 2 trillion yen this fiscal year in the form of direct handouts and other subsidies.
According to the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications, all Japanese with legally registered domiciles, as well as foreign nationals, who were registered on or before Feb 1, 2009 will eligible for the handouts.
The standard amount will be 12,000 yen per person, with those over age 65 or under age 18 receiving 20,000 yen. A household consisting of a married couple with two children under 18, for example, would receive 64,000 yen.
When the question was posed as to whether the approximately 80,000 members of the nation’s 22 designated criminal syndicates—referred to in the media as “boryokudan”—will also be on the receiving end of the government’s largess, the answer was, almost certainly yes. When and if the system is implemented, simple mathematics says that 960 million yen will move from the national treasury to members of organized criminal syndicates.
Apparently, Sankei Shimbun (Feb 15) reports, the hoods are hurting as badly as everyone else.
“With the recession, the gangsters’ means of generating revenues are way down,” says attorney Yukio Yamanouchi, a former adviser to the Kobe-based Yamaguchi-gumi, the nation’s largest syndicate. “Whatever activities they attempt, they’ll be nabbed by police. So they’re really between a rock and a hard place.”
While it’s possible some hoods may waive the handout, Yamanouchi thinks they’ll accept it. “Even though the amount isn’t that big, I suppose they’ll be glad to receive it,” he shrugs.
The above exception notwithstanding, the article notes that the general trend to bar gangsters from public services, such as welfare payments, has been accelerating. In March 2006, the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare issued guidelines to prevent welfare subsidy payments from falling into the hands of members of criminal syndicates. Other measures, such as exclude gangsters from public housing, have also been adopted on a nationwide basis.
Despite such efforts, an Osaka municipal official tells Sankei he’s concerned part of the handouts are indeed likely to flow into yakuza coffers.
An unnamed police official agrees. “Not only is there a chance the gangs will get their hands on some funds via indirect means, but it’s extremely vexing to think that even the top boss of the Yamaguchi-gumi will be entitled to receive tax money. As long as there’s no means of excluding gang members from receiving handouts, all we can do is devise other methods to keep the gangs from using the handouts as a source of revenues.”

Chimpanzees are not nice people!


This chimpanzee was kept as a pet by a 70 year old woman in America.

It used to be a showbiz chimp - trained for performing on tv and it appeared in a Coca-Cola commercial.

Well, on February 16th, this pet chimpanzee freaked out and TORE THE FACE OFF a friend of the owner. The chimp was shot and killed when it later tried to attack a police officer.

Chimpanzees are not cute, they are not pets, they are not people. THEY ARE WILD ANIMALS!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Nakagawa was DRUNK!

This is the man who is supposed to save the economy!

Samsung vs LG : Showdown on the Peninsula




In the West, SONY and other Japanese electronics companies are losing customers to Korea's Samsung and LG. Inside, Korea, the battle between the two companies is very interesting.


I read this article today in The Economist (a business and foreign-affairs magazine).


The article is written at a higher level of English than most newspapers.


Many Japanese readers will be shocked to learn that these 2 companies outperform all Japanese electronics companies in LCD television/display and mobile phone sales.




LG v Samsung Looking Good?


Jan 22nd 2009 SEOULFrom The Economist print edition




LG Electronics is optimistic about 2009. Samsung, its larger rival, is not. In a meeting room next to the office of LG Electronics’ technology chief, Paik Woo-hyun, a copy of the film “Good Night and Good Luck” sits beside one of the company’s flat-panel TVs. Mr Paik is no stranger to showbiz, having won an Emmy award for his digital-TV research. The film’s title sums up the way in which South Korea’s second-biggest electronics firm, a division of the giant LG Group, hopes to leave its rivals behind. Despite the economic crisis, it sees 2009 as an opportunity to grab market share. LG hopes to boost its share of the global mobile-phone market to 10% from below 8% last year. (By some estimates it has just overtaken Motorola to become the industry’s number three, behind Nokia and Samsung, its local rival.) It also wants to boost its share of LCD TV sales from 10.2% to 14.5%, as strong sales in the MiddleEast, Brazil, India and China overcome slumping demand in Europe and America. Samsung Electronics, the corresponding unit of the rival Samsung Group, is much less bullish. After more than ayear of intense scrutiny in the wake of corruption scandals involving its controlling family, the humbled conglomerate said this month that its executives would take a 20% pay cut this year. It has also consolidated its various units and reshuffled its management in order to speed up decision-making. Analysts predicted that itwould report its first ever quarterly loss on January 23rd. LG’s own results, announced on January 22nd, show that it too is hurting as demand for electronic gadgets slackens. Sony, Japan’s electronics giant, is expected to report a record loss for the year to March. Only Apple,the American maker of the iPod, which reported strong results on January 21st, is bucking the trend. Despite reporting its first net loss for seven quarters, LG Electronics says it has no plans to reduce pay, reshuffle managers or cut jobs. It is older than its larger rival, having been founded, as Goldstar, in 1958, more than a decade before Samsung entered the electronics industry. Samsung went on to become South Korea’s best known brand and a magnet for the brightest graduates. LG has repeatedly insisted that it will regain the upper hand. In 1996 it pledged that by 2005 it would be number one “in quantity and quality”. Yet its sales in 2007 were $44 billion, comparedwith $105 billion for Samsung Electronics. Today Samsung is the world leader in flat-panel TVs and the number two in mobile phones. Mr Paik says Samsung’s success is largely due to its memory-chip business, which “worked as a cash cow for them.” LG soldits own chip unit in 1999, after the Asian financial crises. LG also made much less of an effort than Samsung to promote its brand, focusing instead on improving its manufacturing efficiency. Plunging memory-chip prices mean that Samsung can no longer rely on its cash cow, however. And last year the group’s patriarch, Lee Kun-hee, resigned after being charged with tax evasion and arranging for shares in Samsung subsidiaries to be sold to his son at artificially low prices in an effort to transfer control to his heir. This took the shine off Samsung’s brand. LG’s corporate structure is more transparent. The Koos, its controlling family, were among the first to establish a holding company for their conglomerate, in 2003. Since 2004 LG Electronics has been run by professional managers. Yong Nam, the chief executive since 2007, has hired non-Koreans to run marketing andprocurement, and proclaimed English as LG’s working language. He likes to ask everyone, from secretaries to division heads, what they think of LG’s products. Will his firm’s optimistic view of its prospects prove to be farsighted,or rose-tinted?




Friday, February 13, 2009

Manicure, anyone?


Lee Redmond, the Utah woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails, lost them in a car crash on Tuesday.
Her nails, which hadn't been cut since 1979(!) were shattered in the crash.


The Worst Movie Ever Made!

Sweden's Ingmar Bergman made The 7th Seal in 1957. Many cinephile(s) (check your dictionaries, please) think it is one of the greatest films ever made.
I THINK NOT! Hahaha! Oh my god, it's bad!